March 2010
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Attack of Globey Ball Lamp
Tony: I'm obsessed with getting this lamp fixed. Going to store to find a new switch
Donna: What's wrong with the switch?
Tony: The dimmer doesn't work on it. Its only a matter of time before it shorts.
Donna: worse how, if it doesn't work?
Tony: It's plugged into the same wall as my TV. Chances are slim but what if it sends a surge back to the outlet... Could fry my TV!
Donna: but it doesn't work...
Tony: Oh the lamp works, It's the switch that's broken. In fact the lamp won't turn off!
Donna: oh ok, yeah I can see how that might make you nervous
Tony: ATTACK OF THE GLOBEY BALL LAMP! lol. One stormy dark night.. Tony's electronics all start failing. One by one, the television, then the stereo...
Donna: Tony screamed when even his blackberry was dead haha.
Tony: all electric things were malfunctioning except for ONE... The Globey Ball Lamp just kept glowing and growing.... Hahaha.
Donna: lol
Tony: I bet they make a movie just like that one day
Donna: Yeah, starring Johnny Depp as you :)
Mar 31st
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What's On TV?
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’ I said,’Dust.’ And then the fight started…
Mar 26th
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Mar 25th
CRTC Decision on ‘TV Tax’ →
The CRTC ruled Monday on the so-called TV tax or fee for carriage, a cost that cable companies have said could add $10 a month to consumers’ bills. The Commission has set out a…
Mar 25th
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(604): She didn’t know my name but she knew I was...
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Mar 24th
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Tumblr Love
I think it’s so cute how Tumblr signs every notification email with “Love Tumblrbot”. Does anyone else picture a ‘Johnny 5’ or ‘Wall-E’ type character ?
Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Boy George Considers Reuniting Culture Club →
Really.
Mar 23rd
Love Them to Death
dearoldlove: I tease you for accidentally killing your hamsters when you were 12 by putting them on the heater because you thought they were cold. I only make you feel bad because you make the cutest faces when you explain how you did it out of love. Hahahaha… one word… TURTLES!
Mar 23rd
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CRTC Decision on ‘TV Tax’ →
From my Wordpress blog.
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World Sleep Day →
World Sleep Day is an international annual event, intended to be a celebration of sleep.
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Mar 18th
Nailed It
I loved how you used to scratch my back. Whenever I meet someone new, the first thing I look at is her finger nails. (Inspired by a post on dearoldlove)
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“Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses...”
– Sylvia Plath
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ListenMuse - Exogenesis Symphony Part 3: Redemption ...
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WatchWatch
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Mar 1st
Brian Williams Leaving Behind A Thank-You Note  →
After tonight’s broadcast and after looting our hotel mini-bars, we’re going to try to brave the blizzard and fly east to home and hearth, and to do laundry well into next week.  Before we leave this thoroughly polite country, the polite thing to do is leave behind a thank-you note.   Thank you, Canada:   For being such good hosts.   For your unfailing courtesy.   For your (mostly)...
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