February 2012
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How To Make A Woman Happy
It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynaecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good...
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WatchThis is one of my favourite Valentine’s day e-cards — And I wonder why I am single.
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Word Game
How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks? 1. _ _NDOM 2. F_ _K � 3. P_N_S � 4. PU_S_ � 5. S_X � 6. BOO_S � Scroll down for the answers Answers: 1. RANDOM 2. FORK 3. PANTS 4. PULSE 5. SIX 6. BOOKS You got all 6 wrong….didn’t you?
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Life Explained
On the first day, God created the dog and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.” The dog said, “That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I’ll give you back the other ten?” So God saw it was good. On the second day, God created the...
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I have 3 different personalities.
the one where I’m out-going and loud.
the one where I’m shy and quiet as fuck
the one where I hate everyone and every little thing bothers me.