1. Notes: 320 / 1 month ago  from fuckyeahtoronto (originally from spectaculacular)

   The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

   50° Fahrenheit (10° C)

   • New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
   • Canadians plant gardens.

   40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)

   • Californians shiver uncontrollably.
   • Canadians Sunbathe.

   35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)

   • Italian Cars won’t start
   • Canadians drive with the windows down

   32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)

   • Distilled water freezes
   • Canadian water get thicker.

   0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
   

   • New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
   • Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

   -40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)

   • Hollywood disintegrates.
   • Canadians rent some videos.

   -60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)

   • Mt. St. Helens freezes.
   • Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

   -100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
   

   • Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
   • Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

   -173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)

   • Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
   • Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg.

   -460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)

   • Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
   • Canadians start saying “cold, eh?”

   -500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
   

   • Hell freezes over.
   • The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

   (via:fuckyeahtoronto)

    

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       THIS IS THE SAME AS THE MICHIGAN ONE, SUBTRACT THE “EH?” AND TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS WINNING THE STANLEY CUP FOR “COLD...

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       lmao i’m not canadian but this is great

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       BAHAHAHAHAHAHA leafs suck.

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       LMAO freakin canadians. HAHA

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       lol awe, poor toronto maple leafs. XD

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       LMFAO TRUE. and californians don’t shiver at 40!! we shiver at 55!!!

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        i’m thinking this should include Buffalo, and it should specify new york as New York city.

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        more like toronto maple laughs.

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        icu taking a stab at the leafs. FFFFFFFUUUUUUU

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        i’m shivering at 10C.

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        Sens are doing pretty well. WITH THE PLAYER WE MADE INTO A STAR. Sorry. It’s been a frustrating couple of hockey seasons...

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        I really do drive with the windows down at 1.0° C…

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        LOL. Makes me somewhat sad, but it’s so true. They’re not going to win, although I’d like them to.

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        50° Fahrenheit (10° C) New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens. 40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)...

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        Nah, Canada is more fun, we get snow, ice, rain and sun :P

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        Come to California with me instead! I can’t stand ANOTHER FUCKING MINUTE of British weather. :(

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        You should. Plenty of space here, too :P

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        i should move to Canada because this sounds like me.

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        fnajsdkf the canadian part of this is so true

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        Just another reason on why Canada is awesome

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        Haha, that we do.

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        OK girl, you and I have to work on a list of stupid questions Canadians are asked!!!!!!

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        I’ve gotten alot, but the best ones came from when I was in Florida. “Did you have to buy these shorts?” “Did you bring...

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        lol what’s there to be offended about? Canadians come off as BAMFs with this.

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        I laughed for like 3 minutes. I love Canada.

   294. spectaculacular reblogged this from sleepsosound and added:

        Sorry you took offense! I’m Canadian and every time I see this, I laugh.

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        I go out in Capris :P

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        I know. Sorry bb. I shouldn’t be talking - the Habs aren’t doing that well either :(

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        uncontrollably at 40 degrees. Yeah, that’s me.

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