1. Notes: 346 / 2 years ago  from fuckyeahtoronto (originally from spectaculacular)

    The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

    50° Fahrenheit (10° C)

    • New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
    • Canadians plant gardens.

    40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)

    • Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    • Canadians Sunbathe.

    35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)

    • Italian Cars won’t start
    • Canadians drive with the windows down

    32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)

    • Distilled water freezes
    • Canadian water get thicker.

    0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)

    • New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
    • Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

    -40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)

    • Hollywood disintegrates.
    • Canadians rent some videos.

    -60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)

    • Mt. St. Helens freezes.
    • Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

    -100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)

    • Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    • Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

    -173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)

    • Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
    • Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg.

    -460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)

    • Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
    • Canadians start saying “cold, eh?”

    -500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)

    • Hell freezes over.
    • The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

    (via:fuckyeahtoronto)

     

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      THIS IS THE SAME AS THE MICHIGAN ONE, SUBTRACT THE “EH?” AND TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS WINNING THE STANLEY CUP FOR “COLD...
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      lmao i’m not canadian but this is great
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      BAHAHAHAHAHAHA leafs suck.
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      LMAO freakin canadians. HAHA
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      lol awe, poor toronto maple leafs. XD
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