When Are You Having a Baby?
- Tina: So anything new? Did you have a little spill so I could become proud aunt?
- Tony: Spill?
- Tina: Yeah you know, didn't pull out on time? condom break?
- Tony: NO! I can't afford a baby right now!
- Tina: Why, where does your money go?
- Tony: My money is buying me a new 52" HDTV tomorrow!
- Tina: Wow! You could get a Cambodian baby for HALF that price!
- Tony: Well not really. Madonna and Angelina have caused increased demand.
- Tina: Right...
- Tony: Now that there's a market, prices of 3rd world children are going up!
- Tina: Oh yeah true!
- Tony: Although...I could use one of those skinny little fuckers as an antenna for my new TV!
