The Art of Love Making
Three guys are comparing their love making skills…
An Italian says, ‘When I’ve a finished a makina da love withah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy.’
The Frenchman replies. ‘Zat is nutting. When Ah’ve finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body, and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and she floats 12 inchesabove ze bed in pure ecstasy’.
Saskatchewan farmer says, ‘That aint nothing. When I’ve finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my weener on the curtains. She freakin’ hits the ceiling!’
