1. Notes: 94 / 1 year ago  from obliteratedheart

    Crush

    (via: obliteratedheart)

    I have figured out my crushing pattern.

    • Spot a cute Girl.
    • Fanboy over her for a few short moments every time she walks by me.
    • Stalk her.
    • Try to find out her last name.
    • Once the last name is found, cyber stalk her.
    • Lurk her online and try to find out every detail there possibly is to know.
    • Feel creepy and stop.
    • Start again because I am naturally a creep and I have accepted that.
    • Feel extra creepy for feeling creepy and not caring.
    • Obsess over her a little more.
    • Realize she, just like every other girl I’m ever slightly interested in, is way too good for me and/or impossible to obtain.
    • Get upset.
    • Stay upset.
    • Get over it.
    • Repeat.
  2. Notes

    1. lordhastings reblogged this from obliteratedheart
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    4. dinosaurusrex reblogged this from putmybluesaway and added:
      add: “eventually realize he wont do at all, as he is ___ (crazy, an asshole, too young WAAAAY too young, retarded, likes...
    5. putmybluesaway reblogged this from trudymade and added:
      add “make an ass of myself in front of him and make him realize that i have a really inappropriate crush on him” and you...
    6. trudymade reblogged this from obliteratedheart
    7. theboneykingofnowhere reblogged this from obliteratedheart and added:
      I completely identify with this… except for the actual stalking part. I tend to only internet stalk….
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    11. lightninghazstruck reblogged this from obliteratedheart and added:
      I stop @ “Feel creepy and stop.” :D
    12. nerdsinpink reblogged this from obliteratedheart and added:
      Dear obliteratedheart,...couldn’t agree more.
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    18. wretchedheart reblogged this from obliteratedheart and added:
      Spot a cute Girl. Fanboy over her for a few short moments every time she walks by me. Stalk her. Try to find out her...
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      Spot a cute Girl. Fanboy over her for a few short moments every time she walks by me. Stalk her. Try to find out her...
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